Funny Halloween Quotes
Halloween is one part scary and one part fun! These silly and funny happy Halloween quotes will help you to find the perfect words to add a big of laughter to your Halloween. Perfect for a Halloween card or to set the mood at a party, we hope you have a great time with these funny Halloween quotes sayings.
- “My neighborhood turned into a ghost town on Halloween.” – K. Charich
- “If human beings had genuine courage, they’d wear their costumes every day of the year, not just on Halloween.” – Douglas Coupland
- “This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him.” – Conan O’Brian
- “On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me.” – Rodney Dangerfield
- “Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to.” – Richard Harris Barham
- “Probably the scariest thing about cemeteries is that music they play in your head when you drive by one.” – Demetri Martin
- “Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party? He had no body to dance with.” – Linda Bozzo
- “The best thing about Halloween is the smell of pumpkin pie and the candy hang–over in the morning.” – Anonymous.
